when you want to replay a videogame but then you remember that part
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
bridesmaid to a waiter: what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding! and, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore.
bride: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now